ANT RAP

Back in their 80's heyday

Ants are generally percieved as industrious,hardworking & efficient communities a bit like Tokyo on speed or the Borg.The reality couldnt be more different.
Those long lines you see them in all through the forest thats the queue to scratch on down the social.The big ant in the centre of the nest laying eggs all day isn't the Queen she's just a single mum with the TV remote.The reason that she's so big is the lazy bitch hasn't moved her fat arse off the sofa for three months she's just sat there watching daytime telly and eating crisps.When you see three or four ants defending the nest against an attacking beetle the truth is they've asked him back when the pub shut with the lure of an after hours piss up and then mugged him.It's not uncommon these days to see four ants astride a knackered old ladybird its wings aglow with cheap neon strip lights cruising around listening to gangsta wasp rap at full volume whilst making obscene gestures at passing mayflies.
So the lowdown on ants nests is they're the insects worlds council estates.If you have to drive through one at night keep all your doors and windows locked and if a bloodied and battered beetle hammers on the windscreen begging to be let in put your foot down,it aint worth the aggro.