Comics in need of relief
Hats off to Comic Relief for inspiring celebrity fools to raise money for them by tricking their foolish celebrity brains into thinking walking up Mt Kilimanjaro was a sort of celebrity health farm docu soap drama those foolish celebrity fools who think they're celebrities.(some are)
If I were starving in Africa would I want help from money raised by Chris Moyles and Cheryl Cole or would I just rather have the food that Moyles had to stop eating to get his enormous, overpaid, egotistical ass up a moderately steep hill in the first place or the surplus of food that Cheryl should be eating but obviously doesn't to keep Ashley from willy wandering when her backs turned. Seriously Cheryl the moment you arrived at base camp he's probably been on that ginger one out of your band the first chance he got and you know a ginge can't turn down the chance of a shag, they're only allowed one every five years by law whilst of childbearing age to keep the numbers down. It's either that or back to the days of touring freak shows.
Anyway point is give me the food and don't interrupt my Friday night episode of Not Going Out with the very talented comedian Lee Mack in a sitcom he partly writes sometimes, that's what I would say if I was a starving African who receives Friday night BBC television and was a fan of gag heavy, plot light, so so sitcoms with an occasionally amusing northern comedian with partial writing credit (Time Vine does a good job as his straight man). I'm not starving or even African however so for the record do what you like and in closing bring back ginger freak shows as long as the money goes to good causes.
I have in the spirit of charity offered to write direct and star in a short film for Comic Relief along with Russell Brand, Jonathan Ross and the lovely Fearne Cotton and am seeking sponsorship for the project which currently goes under the working title " 3 Men and their Gravy". If successful I feel positive Fearne would turn out to be this years biggest provider of comic relief even though she has a face like an attractive plate.
If I were starving in Africa would I want help from money raised by Chris Moyles and Cheryl Cole or would I just rather have the food that Moyles had to stop eating to get his enormous, overpaid, egotistical ass up a moderately steep hill in the first place or the surplus of food that Cheryl should be eating but obviously doesn't to keep Ashley from willy wandering when her backs turned. Seriously Cheryl the moment you arrived at base camp he's probably been on that ginger one out of your band the first chance he got and you know a ginge can't turn down the chance of a shag, they're only allowed one every five years by law whilst of childbearing age to keep the numbers down. It's either that or back to the days of touring freak shows.
Anyway point is give me the food and don't interrupt my Friday night episode of Not Going Out with the very talented comedian Lee Mack in a sitcom he partly writes sometimes, that's what I would say if I was a starving African who receives Friday night BBC television and was a fan of gag heavy, plot light, so so sitcoms with an occasionally amusing northern comedian with partial writing credit (Time Vine does a good job as his straight man). I'm not starving or even African however so for the record do what you like and in closing bring back ginger freak shows as long as the money goes to good causes.
I have in the spirit of charity offered to write direct and star in a short film for Comic Relief along with Russell Brand, Jonathan Ross and the lovely Fearne Cotton and am seeking sponsorship for the project which currently goes under the working title " 3 Men and their Gravy". If successful I feel positive Fearne would turn out to be this years biggest provider of comic relief even though she has a face like an attractive plate.
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