Stitch up a stag

He had it coming


If your at a loose end this weekend try slipping a stag rohypnol and taking his car on a crime spree.Ram raiding,running speed cameras,parking in the mother & baby space at Tesco(well naughty).
The first the pointy headed deer shagger will know about it is when he gets £300 worth of fines through the post,his clubcards been cancelled and Mr Plod knocks his door wanting to know why there's 26 cases of Malibu and 2000 Kit Kats in his garage.
Stags they're always winding me up.