Chav soup

First take as many chavs from your local fast food restaurant or trading estate car park as you can fit in a large pot(a skip will do),cover generously with water and boil until satisfied.
If your chavs are plain and unpalatable(which invariably they will be)try adding a sprig of rosemary.
Remember to wash your chavs thoroughly as due to their environment they will be filthy and distasteful at best.

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